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A Chesterton woman was charged with felony theft and misdemeanor conversion yesterday after K-Mart security found a cornucopia of stolen goods in her pants:According Chesterton police, the investigating officer dumped out Yeakey's purse and found two dental kits, a bottle of cologne, one toy car, 12 packs of Ponds Facial Strips, a bottle of antifungal cream, two fingernail kits and two bottles of foundation primer were stolen from the store.When informed that she would be patted down by the officer, Yeakey unbuttoned her pants and pulled out 10 DVDs, a Play Station video game, a pair of white tube socks, a black and red bra, a black and red pair of women's underwear with the word "pouty" printed on them, three pairs of size 4T boys underwear and two women's rings.Among the DVD's stolen:"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" to "Death Row"There's something to be said about a woman who has a copy of Girls Just Want To Have Fun shoved down her pants, and it's another thing entirely to find Death Row also shoved down her knickers.If I was to guess at a few other titles that were pulled from her drawers, i would say Scent of a Woman, Snatch, and the entire Leave it to Beaver Box-Set. Talk about Dumb & Dumber